Afrika Corps VS the LOL Cats by Engineseer, literature
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Afrika Corps VS the LOL Cats
Afrika Korps versus The LOL Cats
By Engineseer
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The Incredible tale of how one man from an Afrika Corps Panzergruppen survived a vicious night attack by LOL Cats.
It was a dry night in the deserts of Northern Africa, the serene vista disturbed only by the dust stirred up by a group of tanks as it sped across the sea of sand. Major Gerlach Socke sat in the cupola of his panzer IV, a pair of goggles and a scarf tied round his face protected his head from the whipping wind and gusts of sand kicked up by the other machines in formation. Things were relatively quiet save for the rumbling squeal of the tank in mo
Ode to Bullshit
by Engineseer
They eat up countless pages
and make my outlook bleak.
What causes such misery?
Tis of poems that I speak.
The ancient poets of old
wrote of romance and sorrow.
The home work I get on them,
keeps me up till the morrow.
I curse them with every assignment:
Shakesphere, Plath, Keats
Writng 60 verse poems,
is but one of their many feats.
Countless hours are spent
digging through their verse
In search of vague meanings
It makes my head hurt!
I'm sick of their artsy rhymes,
with their what ho! and prethee
Of their olde English babble
I long to be free.
Their poems annoy me greatly
So I'll respon